Ahhhh what’s been happenin’? Time for a Candeecakes Update!
Dating: Still single! (WOOHOO) Not long ago though I posted on Facebook that I was in a relationship so I could get a stalker (and my family) off of my back. Can I just say IT WORKED! Kinda… FB stalkers aren’t anything to play with. Commenting on every other photo of me, every single status update I post, and sending me 2-3 messages a day just ain’t cool man. So I made up a boyfriend. Which made the stalker less creepy. The comments slowed and I only received one message every other day. People asked me why I just didn’t delete him. Well, the answer to that question is: crazy stuff may happen and you may find my body in a ditch somewhere. Seriously. I considered this numerous times. And I finally deleted him last weekend. Of course he friend requested me, which is still sitting there, and sent me a few messages about “Are you mad at me? Did I do something to offend you?” I actually felt bad and considered responding but I fought that urge. Then I wake up this morning and guess what is in my inbox? A message saying : “Are you running this morning? If so good luck!” Ok. Creepy. Do you really think about me that much?
My cousin snitched on me and let my family know that I actually don’t have a boyfriend which started them in on me briefly
”What’s wrong with that guy in Chicago? ” (He’s not interested Mom.)
“Why don’t you join a dating site?” (I’m only 23 here…)
“I know this really hot guy, he’s 40 but he’s very attractive.” (Uhhhh really? No thank you.)
And my friends of course:
”Hey I know a guy that speaks German and likes soccer.”
“I’m good. No thanks.”
”His mom can make spaetzle.”
“What did you say his name was again?”
So still single and still reminded of it constantly. That’s quite ok with me though. Babies and marriage give me hives.
Soccer: Wow Man U and the All Stars played on Wednesday. It was a joke. Seriously ridiculous. I watched it , of course, and was mortified when Macheda scored in under 30 thirty seconds. The final score was 5-2, with ManU making our Allstars look like middleschoolers. Is an All-Star game even necessary at this point? We are in the middle of our season and it’s the beginning of CONCACAF so teams can’t really afford to let their players go play some silly little All-Star game.
Weight Loss: Somehow I gained 3lbs over night. I don’t understand how this happened. Muscle mass? I think not.
Training: Kickball season ended Saturday and we came in 2nd during out playoffs. I had a blast except I slide/fell into first base twice and skinned my right knee up to hell and rolled my ankle so hard that I thought I wasn’t going to get to run the next morning in the second race of Road Race Series. I ended up running anyways, even though it was seriously painful, and I finished in 40 mins, which I am ok with. Kickboxing kicked my butt yesterday and I my abs are killing me. That’s really all I have done this week and shame on me for not doing more.
